Akearns’s Weblog

Isn’t it kind of funny that people always feel the need to make their first blog post an explanation of the purpose of the blog itself? I mean aren’t all blogs really out there to serve the same purpose…to allow nameless, faceless, and as oft is the case ball-less people express their opinion on politics, sports, religion, life and God knows what else? Now, one would think that once someone realizes such a cliched and mundane pattern, he or she would opt to not fall into line. Nope, not me. Not this fucking guy.

To be completely honest, my motivation behind doing this is at the moment pretty much just to leave my friends fewer random voicemails. This isn’t because I feel any less inclined to burden them with my ramblings, however. Really I’m just trying to use fewer words. I figure why waste my valuable time talking to several people, when I can just cover all my bases with one broad stroke. See, look at me…all about the productivity.

In short, there really is no telling what I’ll find to write about from one blog to the next. Like now for example, I just sorta sat down and started typing and this is the piece we’re left with. Sometimes I’m sure I’ll end up sharing funny stories, which for some reason seem to happen upon me more than most. Sometimes I’ll let out whatever random thought is eating away at me at a given moment. If you’re lucky, I’ll occasionally find time to solve all the worlds problems. And if you’re asking yourself, “why hasn’t the world called to ask your opinion on all it’s problems, Kearns?”…all I can say is, I’ve been wondering the same fucking thing all day. Glad you brought it up. Really kills any awkward overtones. Stay Tuned.